Alice Louise

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lilsnail:

Sauce

Laughed at this for about 5 hours.

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lordifani:

hishap:

lordifani:

hishap:

I have no idea what’s going on but it looks cool! :D

Want me to translate it?

If you do that, I might let you win the pillow fight. xD

GAME CHANGER!
But anyway, here goes.

LORDI - “The Uninvited Guests”…Part 378…[continuing]…Monster-Squad attacked Earth and its “zero-reality” some time ago. The existence of the group has already been acknowledged. SNSS (Secret National Security Syndicate) has called an emergency meeting in their secret underground headquarters..”..During the last months we have witnessed the beginning of the Kalmageddon. Monster-Squad is a real threat and to downplay that would be a stupid, fatal error.What we are facing is the worst enemy one could even possibly imagine. All five members are already here and we believe they are about to perform an ancient ritual that is called the Scarctic Circle Gathering.Enary is perhaps the most mystical character. We don’t know exactly who or what she is, but underestimating her powers is fatal, that is for sure.Amen feels no pain or human emotions. He is unstoppable. Last month he hit a small village in the north. 144 residents..Not one survived.Kita represents an aggressive alien race. Its senses and physical strength are multiple times stronger than ours. Before Kita we can assume there to have been at least two other members of this particular race on our planet. …Kita slayed them and now holds Earth as its territory.Kalma. No doubt the most merciless and malicious member of the group..A living dead with a sharp but twisted mind. He is cruel.. and enjoys his “work”.Lordi. The leader of the group. References to him can be found in scriptures from over 800 years ago! Some claim he is a vampire, others say he is a zombie, a demon, an evil sorcerer or even a beast from the Book of Revelations. We believe that all these descriptions are combined in Lordi.We are facing an ultimate evil..”“Nonsense, I say! Do you honestly expect us to swallow this baloney?”“I can assure yo..What?! The lights are flickering oddly?!!We seem to be having a problem with the elec—Hello..?!!..The line went dead..?!”“A very good evening to you, gentlemen. So you want to get to know us?Kalma, may I ask— Would you start…?”“WITH PLEASURE!”Who will survive and what will be left of them? Find out… —NEXT TIME!!

There we are. Hope it’s alright.

<3<3

hishap:

lordifani:

hishap:

I have no idea what’s going on but it looks cool! :D

Want me to translate it?

If you do that, I might let you win the pillow fight. xD

GAME CHANGER!

But anyway, here goes.

LORDI - “The Uninvited Guests”

…Part 378…[continuing]…Monster-Squad attacked Earth and its “zero-reality” some time ago. The existence of the group has already been acknowledged. SNSS (Secret National Security Syndicate) has called an emergency meeting in their secret underground headquarters..

”..During the last months we have witnessed the beginning of the Kalmageddon. Monster-Squad is a real threat and to downplay that would be a stupid, fatal error.

What we are facing is the worst enemy one could even possibly imagine. All five members are already here and we believe they are about to perform an ancient ritual that is called the Scarctic Circle Gathering.

Enary is perhaps the most mystical character. We don’t know exactly who or what she is, but underestimating her powers is fatal, that is for sure.

Amen feels no pain or human emotions. He is unstoppable. Last month he hit a small village in the north. 144 residents..Not one survived.

Kita represents an aggressive alien race. Its senses and physical strength are multiple times stronger than ours. Before Kita we can assume there to have been at least two other members of this particular race on our planet. …Kita slayed them and now holds Earth as its territory.

Kalma. No doubt the most merciless and malicious member of the group..

A living dead with a sharp but twisted mind. He is cruel.. and enjoys his “work”.

Lordi. The leader of the group. References to him can be found in scriptures from over 800 years ago! Some claim he is a vampire, others say he is a zombie, a demon, an evil sorcerer or even a beast from the Book of Revelations. We believe that all these descriptions are combined in Lordi.

We are facing an ultimate evil..”

“Nonsense, I say! Do you honestly expect us to swallow this baloney?”

“I can assure yo..

What?! The lights are flickering oddly?!!

We seem to be having a problem with the elec—

Hello..?!!

..The line went dead..?!”

“A very good evening to you, gentlemen. So you want to get to know us?

Kalma, may I ask— Would you start…?”

“WITH PLEASURE!”

Who will survive and what will be left of them? Find out… —NEXT TIME!!

There we are. Hope it’s alright.

<3<3

(Source: ginacartoon)

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hishap:

lordifani:

hishap:

I have no idea what’s going on but it looks cool! :D

Want me to translate it?

If you do that, I might let you win the pillow fight. xD

from the pictures i can guess it who they are…. but thats a guess

(Source: ginacartoon)

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theamericankid: